She speaks French. She has a band called Ella Riot (Ella Fitzgerald everybody man I’m good they’re good this is good). I have a crush the size of those really fun rainbow balloon blanket things, you know, the ones you ran under and then sat on the edge of when you were a kid so it was like a big tent? Like that.
Things are getting dangerous. I swear. It’s like going through high school crushes all over again, except with more social media (is my blog dumb? Will she see all my dumb stuff? Clean this shit up. Twitter? Too late, I was never cool on that thing anyways. MUST BE COOL. Keep cool keep cool keep cool)
Ahh, nostalgia. Someone get me on a stage again already. The best dance sequence in Broadway history, right there.
Okay.
POW
ARTHANDS 